After the prohibition of smoking, will sodomy soon be prohibited at Coral Point Condo?

Some residents after seeing their right for smoking outside unilaterally revoked have expressed concerns over their right for sodomy at Coral Point Condominium located 1400 NE 54th Street Fort Lauderdale Florida 33334.

First of all let us please define sodomy. For this, we will take model, and modestly try to emulate, the excellent definition of smoking as given in the SMOKING RULE posted on March 11, 2015 by our ruler(s), and which we include copy below:

"Smoking shall include the inhaling, exhaling, breathing, carrying, or possession of any lighted cigarette, cigar, pipe, mechanical or electronic cigarette or other product containing any amount of tobacco or other heated or lighted product or vapor."

Truly this is divine and the best description one can ever imagine of what smoking constitutes.

Now going back to the issue at hands, the potential prohibition of sodomy at Coral Point Condominium Fort Lauderdale.

We hereby states that:

Sodomy shall include the introducing of an erect penis or phallus-like-object, the boning, the sexual intercoursing, or penetrating of any dilated anus, butt or buttocks or other orifice pertaining to a man or a woman or a cat or a dog or any other animal.

Example of an act of sodomy

We don't know about you but we are pretty satisfied with our definition of what constitutes sodomy although of course we do not expect doing nearly as well a writing job as the definition of smoking mentioned above.

As for the possibility of seeing sodomy being prohibited at Coral Point Condo, no word has been given yet by the Condo Association. We have attempted to contact Mr. Doug Sterner, President, Director of the Coral Point Fort Lauderdale Condominium Association in hope of obtaining confirmation whether sodomy will remain allowed or soon be prohibited but we have yet to obtain a definite answer.

No doubt the question of sodomy at Coral Point Condo Fort Lauderdale will soon be the object of a detailed notice on the information bulletin board, reassuring everybody in the building on what can or cannot be done between consenting adults within these walls.